January 2011
octopussior:
in business class and my dash is dead. aldkfjas;lkejf not pleased.
YOUNG LADY PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS!
I never loved you, I’ve never loved anyone.
– Telekinesis
Who wants to be the Hermione Granger to my Ronald Weasley?
1 tag
Friend 1: That girl is checking you out.
Me: No, she’s talking with her friends. They’re probably making fun of us.
It’s obvious to everyone that she’s giggling and looking in my general direction.
Friend 2: She’s coming.
Sure enough, she is. I step out of her way, thinking she’s trying to walk past me; she moves with me.
Girl: (to me) Hi, what’s your...
reblog: if you know you're ugly as fuck.
conditions-:
karynsevenfold:
and i’m proud of it.
a healing surge is about to take place
okbjgm:
and by “healing surge” i mean “takeout mexican food.”
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i'm majoring in sexual frustration, with an...
releaseyoself:
STORYOFMYLIFE.
It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. It was the age of wisdom;...
– Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (via boringoldraphael)
wait a minute - isn't the whole point of "glee"
okbjgm:
that people should have the right to not jump on the bandwagon and follow their own artistic path? just checkin’
hitRECordJoe: The Social Network & My Generationan... →
hitrecordjoe:
The Social Network & My Generation an open letter to my friend Peter Travers Peter, Hey man! So, I finally watched The Social Network the other night, and today I read your review of it, curious about your claim that this film defines my generation. First let me say, I agree that…
Oh dear,
I have new followers. I hope I don’t make a fool myself. Oh god, the pressure’s too much. I can’t handle it! My drug-fueled decline begins now.